Sunday, February 18, 2007

Strange Occurances

So I was trying to figure out what to write about this week and the subject just up and fell into my lap. Anyone that has ever ventured out to a bar has had a least one strange occurrence at some time or another. So I was out with some friends to a dive bar back from where we hail, Milwaukee's fabulous Southside. Right. So there we were in the bar, having a good time when out of the blue, two dudes start fighting. One gigantic beast of a man wailed one another. The loser was tossed after the fight and the winner (who from what I guessed from other "regulars" at the bar was named "Hurricane Mike"). So if that wasn't weird enough, the guy starts talking to me about the fight and apparently he decided to fight the other guy because that guy had a girlfriend and Hurricane didn't. I was perplexed to say the least. Trying to decide what to say without losing my teeth to this goon, I told him I admired what he was doing and bought him a shot. What else could I do in that situation? Right. So next thing I know Hurricane is wailing on another guy who walked in with a girl. Then another and another and another. For some reason Hurricane knows the owner or something so he gets to do this without any repercussion's. For a second, I thought this weird situation was my first acid trip from when I was 17 coming back to haunt me, but no this was real. Ye Gods! It was the craziest thing I ever saw. Talking to some patrons at the bar who knew Hurricane, said he does this all the time. So I ask you this: What is the weirdest, or craziest experience in a bar or party?